"…sharp, angsty, and morbidly funny vampire romance…A bloody and original romp!”

—Sarah Hawley, bestselling author of A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon

"Irresistible characters, a gripping plot, and banter to die for—this book is an absolute delight.”

—Allie Oleander, author of Willing Prey

Butcher and Blackbird meets My Roommate is a Vampire by way of Fargo

Francesca Sikorski never planned on becoming a vampire, but after an ancient‑mosquito bite leaves her sun‑sensitive and little murder‑prone, she’s kind of thriving! Chronic pain? Gone. Marriage? Complicated.

Alex Sikorski wants to save their relationship, but undeath has added new challenges , like corpse‑disposal, late‑night blood heists, and the obvious question of whether his wife’s a monster or finally herself again. When a rival vamp threatens their sleepy northern town of Helsing Bay, their marriage is no longer the only thing in need of saving.